Internal debate
What Would the Doctor do?
What is a problem?
What is a solution?
Me; The deer eat all the flowers in my garden.
Doctor: you have deer in your garden. That is fantastic! They such large fuzzy ears you know. There is nothing else like them in the galaxy and only a few pockets of wild ones left on planet earth.
Me: Doctor they eat all of my flowers all of them. In addition, I love flowers there cheerful and beautiful and are much more fantastic then fuzzy deer.
Doctor: It is true that flowers have a powerful effect on the mind. Something about them shows beauty and love they lift up people from the dark places and bring light and life into their souls.
Me: They eat everything why do they eat everything.
Doctor: perhaps they were …hungry ….I get hungry. Brilliant Now I am hungry.
Me: the point is the deer and I am non-compatible I hate them and you cannot change my mind.
Doctor: that is illogical and all in your head. It is your own prejudice.
Me: I just want a garden where if I plant something and it grows a deer will not eat it.
Doctor: then plant things they do not like to eat.
Me: they will eat anything except onions.
Doctor there you go problem solved plant a garden full of onions.
Me: I do not want a garden full of onions; I want one full of roses.
Doctor: roses are special.
Me: I wish deer were carnivores.
Doctor so used rather live in a neighborhood full of carnivores that eat meat… than one full of vegetarians who eat roses.
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